Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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