Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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