He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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