They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
