Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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