just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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