I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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