No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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