Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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