you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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