Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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