Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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