i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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