So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Someone came in the potted fern
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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