I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I forgot wine drunk hurts
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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