You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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