i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.