I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me