How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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