Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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