I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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