I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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