i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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