I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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