pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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