After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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