i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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