Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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