I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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