yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Randomize
