Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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