ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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