After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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