He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
did i just pee glitter
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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