just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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