I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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