So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.â€
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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