I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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