Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs