Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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