you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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