i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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