Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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