what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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