my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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