Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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