He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Randomize
