If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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