Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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