We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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