tell your sister to shave her snatch
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He did a backflip because drugs
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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