if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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