I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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