Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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