and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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