i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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