we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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