How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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