She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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