She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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